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ask-gloin replied to your post: YOU ARE MUH FAVRIT
Oh come now Balin. ;) You’re my favourite too.
I… do you need something from me, Gloin?
And the stoneface clearly accused me of being a “muh favrit,” what-ever that means.
I need nothing from you Balin, ‘twas merely a compliment. You do make me laugh.
However unintentionally at times, dear Gloin!
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ask-gloin replied to your post: YOU ARE MUH FAVRIT
Oh come now Balin. ;) You’re my favourite too.
I… do you need something from me, Gloin?
And the stoneface clearly accused me of being a “muh favrit,” what-ever that means.
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Anonymous asked: YOU ARE MUH FAVRIT
I do not know what that means but I suspect it might stem from a gross misunderstanding.
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Anonymous asked: You’re /definitely/ the sexier one ;)
Thank you, anon.
SEE KILI I TOLD YOU!Are you sure you didn’t send this grey-face to yourself, brother? ;)
You are very sexy. But I still won’t say that you are the sexier one. I mean, look at me!Psh, no. I would never do such a thing.
Look at you? Look at me! Everyone knows blonds are hotter, brother.
You are both so precious.
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ask-galion replied to your post: Ah, hello there master Dwarf. I have recently joined this ‘Tumblr’ and saw that you were also here. I felt it only right to apologise for your imprisonment and to ask how you have been doing since I unknowingly aided your escape.
Oh, how marvelous! I am sure it is a fine Dwarven realm and I would surely visit (if allowed) if I thought my dear Elvenking would not fall apart without my help. I have been doing splendidly, thank you. The wine is still particularly delicious here.
So I have heard! I dimly recall promising to visit, once preparations were completed here. Perhaps, with your lord’s permission…
We would welcome you with open arms, I am certain! Things are going to be rather hectic around here for a couple of weeks at the very least, for our beloved prince and the former king of Greenwood are returning home. I have given myself the duty of making sure everything is perfect for their arrival.
But by all means, come and visit! I promise you it will not be like your last experience, and you will not have to escape through empty barrels to get home. (genius plan, I might add! We simply could not believe it when we got word back from the Raft-Elves at Laketown that you had escaped in such a way! Pure genius.)
That is splendid news!
Oh, it was hardly my plan, but credit must be given to the clever Halfling that concocted it.
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ask-galion replied to your post: Ah, hello there master Dwarf. I have recently joined this ‘Tumblr’ and saw that you were also here. I felt it only right to apologise for your imprisonment and to ask how you have been doing since I unknowingly aided your escape.
Oh, how marvelous! I am sure it is a fine Dwarven realm and I would surely visit (if allowed) if I thought my dear Elvenking would not fall apart without my help. I have been doing splendidly, thank you. The wine is still particularly delicious here.
So I have heard! I dimly recall promising to visit, once preparations were completed here. Perhaps, with your lord’s permission…
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ask-galion asked: Ah, hello there master Dwarf. I have recently joined this 'Tumblr' and saw that you were also here. I felt it only right to apologise for your imprisonment and to ask how you have been doing since I unknowingly aided your escape.
Oh! An apology is not necessary, master Elf, but I thank you for it regardless. I have been doing quite well; we have finally finished redecorating the Dwarrowdelf. How have you been doing?
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Anonymous asked: how do dwarves have sex with mortal women when they are so much taller? dose one obtain a foot stool in order to properly preform a doggy-fashioned style of love making?
They are not so much taller. We usually manage.
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The elves seem to be quite ‘into each other’ right now.
Strange.
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